Esquire The Rules: A Man's Guide to Life by editors of Esquire mag
I read this in one sitting at the new library. Let's see if I can pass on any new wisdom. These are not verbatim . . . Don't wear white belt with white shoes. Um, wait until the dog is out of the room before having sex. If you're grocery shopping with your gf and she says you need chocolate syrup, don't ask why, just go get it. Adding bacon makes everything taste better. Dude, don't say "dude." Don't cook with anything labeled "cooking wine." It's a quick, entertaining read.